Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I love having a dog…
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
Jesus. I love you Jon.
Jon Stewart could do whatever he wanted with me. Hopefully that’s have a beer and watch Netflix…but I’m prepared for anything.
Sometimes having feelings sucks. There’s no real way around it, feelings can just suck my ass.
Being sad is annoying. Fuck that shit.
Don’t be sad, be awesome instead.
Your mind is a home, with an upstairs and a downstairs.
Upstairs, in your consciousness, things are well-lit and regularly swept. Friends visit. Scrabble is played, hot cocoa is brewing. It is a pleasant, familiar place.
Downstairs, it is older, darker and…
I can’t wait for my ego and my basement dwellers to become scrabble partners.
I probably laughed too hard at the “Welcome to the Force” comic