Like 'Cast Away' only good...

skateebrat: thats the way you gotta see it. You’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:50 -0400

skateebrat:

thats the way you gotta see it.

You’re goddamn right Dude…Fuck it.

iheartchaos: IHC After Dark: That’s just gym-nasty! This man...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:33:43 -0400

iheartchaos:

IHC After Dark: That’s just gym-nasty!

This man is my new role model…

iheartchaos: Netflix drops the first trailer for the new season...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:06:26 -0400

iheartchaos:

Netflix drops the first trailer for the new season of Arrested Development

Thank you so much, Netflix. New season starts on May 26th.

OH my shit…..I can’t even wait

ONE IN THE PIT - YouTube

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:22:43 -0400

ONE IN THE PIT - YouTube:

This man is too freakin’ hilarious

iheartchaos: I’ve got one of these on each finger. I’m...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:09:51 -0400

iheartchaos:

I’ve got one of these on each finger. I’m unstoppable.

I would rock the shit out of that ring.

IT Crowd will be reuniting for one last glorious episode

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:24:57 -0400

iheartchaos:

If you’ve been jonesing for the IT Crowd, the good news is that series creator Graham Linehan will be reuniting the cast one last time for one last episode. I’d love so much to see a whole new season, but I guess one last episode will have to do.

The episode should start filming in three weeks and the 40 minute episode will air on Channel 4 later this year.

Via

Sad to see it go, but it’s best they don’t draw it out into something that tarnishes the original.

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:46:48 -0400

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

aaamaaazooon: LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND...

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:16:56 -0400

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

mateoway: 50.8mm ( 2”) Double Concave Mulligan Peak, Purple Bed...

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:14:37 -0400

mateoway:

50.8mm ( 2”) Double Concave Mulligan Peak, Purple Bed Agate Plugs

RESERVED.

Freakin’ Gorgeous….

iheartchaos: In Thailand you have to make your own trailer for...

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:39:39 -0400

iheartchaos:

In Thailand you have to make your own trailer for Iron Man.

This is so freakin’ amazing….

Brian McKnight, where can I get that sock puppet?

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:13:52 -0400

Brian McKnight, where can I get that sock puppet?

Man of Steel rumor could fuck up Superman forever

Fri, 03 May 2013 01:14:00 -0400

iheartchaos:

While this just appears to be a rumor at this point, there’s a rumor about a plot point in Man of Steel that could permanently fuck up one of the oldest superheroes in comics. Possible spoilers ahead…

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Dear god I hope this isn’t true…

stevenhle: Seems legit… Hahahahahah

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:41:31 -0400

stevenhle:

Seems legit…

Hahahahahah

aprillovechild: saturn storm I fucking love outer space.

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:38:39 -0400

aprillovechild:

saturn storm

I fucking love outer space.

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk...

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:51:05 -0400

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Oh drunk people…

"You can lead a horse to water; congratulations Fuck Face!"

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:12:41 -0400

“You can lead a horse to water; congratulations Fuck Face!”

- Eugene Mirman

iheartchaos: This is the best LEGO video game version of...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:35:25 -0400

iheartchaos:

This is the best LEGO video game version of Breaking Bad you’ll see today, or forever

What if Breaking Bad were a LEGO video game? It would probably look something like this and I’d have a giant boner forever because of it.

I would play this every day….with a giant boner.

Happy 1st of May Fuckers!

Wed, 01 May 2013 09:52:40 -0400

Happy 1st of May Fuckers!

iheartchaos: Netflix releases a clip from the new season of...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:51:04 -0400

iheartchaos:

Netflix releases a clip from the new season of Arrested Development

AD comes back May 26th, and here’s a new clip from the new series.

OH man…I cannot wait for this.

I love this show. Seriously cannot wait till Netflix has new...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:25:27 -0400

I love this show. Seriously cannot wait till Netflix has new episodes out.