WHY AM I LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD?!?!
I don’t know what to say beyond what the actual fuck.
That’s some hot twerkin’
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
Fuck ambition…Follow that dream sir. The world needs fashion criticizing ducks to keep people in check.
That’s right, I’m an adult that makes decisions. Obviously not all of them are the right ones.
I was just reading through old posts, cleaning shit up, and saw that I had a nightmare about being torn to shit by lemurs.
…what the fuck was I on that night?